arbors:

be sensitive and understanding and kind but always remember that u deserve the same 

(via anusking)

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

(via sass-master-jack-frost)

splitbricks:

what’s up everybody this is cr1tikal, im playin dramatical murder for the pc; now ive heard you get to fuck a dog in this game, well slap my titties and put me in a fursuit, lets do this shit

(via kaalashnikov)

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

(via andrewquo)

tardis-mind-palace:

pir8crabs:

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

#how to paradox

(via squirtlesquidsquad)

tellthegirlsivefallen:

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

I’m dead

(via squirtlesquidsquad)

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

(via the-return-of-the-fandoms)

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

image

(via liamdryden)

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

(via squirtlesquidsquad)

tea-in-the-tardis:

itshiddlesbaby:

lasagnelasagne:

no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm

What are maccas

maccas = mcdonalds

(via the-return-of-the-fandoms)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(via the-return-of-the-fandoms)

chicagorgasm:

‘who do you like?’ or dare

(via the-return-of-the-fandoms)

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via actualcannibalfayeza)